You just can't get enough of some people on mrt...

Numb nuts #1: People who sit spread-eagle like they have enlarged and heavy balls, thereby blocking other passengers from taking a seat...



Solution: Give them a swift kick to the balls before the balls grow and fill the carriage.

Numb nuts #2: People who SIT BESIDE ME spread-eagle like they have enlarged and heavy balls...



Solution: Where did I put those darn pliers???