Man U vs Arsenal

It's a pity I'm at home gamecasting this match instead if watching it at a sell out kopitiam with the best buddies one could ever have. Well if you know NUTS about the EPL, ("EH? WADS EPL AH???") then you can jolly well skip this post... Hahaha.

But still its funny commentaries like these that makes the loss a little better:

"Can you believe Arsenal have committed suicide in an identical way to Wednesday night at Anfield? Unbelievable. Gallas may well burst into tears again when he sees the replay of his handball. Crazy. Just crazy."

"Lehamnn was booked during the penalty row for complaining about something. He doesn't need a reason though does he? Lock him in a cupboard on his own and he'd get into a fight, that Lehmann."

"Arsenal are their own worst enemy yet again. Just like on Wednesday, when they surrendered a penalty just seconds after going in front, one of their defenders loses his head and concedes a spot kick with a mindless piece of football. Wenger must have aged 50 years in four days!"

"Fabio Capello has dashed over from Anfield to take his place in the stands. He's a busy boy ain't he? Perhaps that's why his finances are a bit dod, err, in order I mean. Innocent until proven guilty and all that."

"Manchester United nearly profit from a corner, which falls to the edge of the box and Wayne Rooney. The shrek lookalike shanks his half volley though and when Carrick pokes goal wards the ball is too deep for Tevez to do anything with it. Phew!"

"You can't help but feel for Arsenal. Again today they have played some wonderfully slick football, but within seconds of creating their deserved breakthrough they have (quite literally) handed the initiative back to their opponents within seconds of their goal. And now they need two goals in the last 15 minutes. Possible, but highly unlikely."

"United are showboating a little here, far too prematurely."

All these comments are real hilarious! Anyway Manchester United won the match 2-1. Sorry for those who do not understand a word of it!