Funny but seriously true

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair :After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop :Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.Kovac's Conundrum :When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law :If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,thenext morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law :If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster thanthe one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem :When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are withsomeone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughbhy's Law :When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE :At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrivelast.

OWEN'S LAW :As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you todosomething which will last until the coffee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW :You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.