The parable of the RADICAL son

Haha.. My younger brother is now the newly crowned radical son. Though at a teeny 17 yrs old, he has to date done many radical things that none of his elders have ever accomplished. He is without a teeniest doubt the most precocious and unconventional youth in a fairly conservative family.

Some of his achievements includes:

-being the tallest in the family
-the youngest ever to get a girlfriend
-being the youngest to get a handphone, at age 14
-have the most girlfriends by the age 17
-the first in the family to dye his hair
-the youngest to chiong in a pub or club
-the first among the trio to sport a hipster cum act beng look
-the only one who Giodano underewear boxers around at home

And just today the radical revolutionary recalcitrant pulls away from the others once again with by far the greatest act in the history of the Foo family. He has overshadowed all in the family and the long Hainanese chain. He has, today, broke any last fibre and strand of conservancy left in the humble residence off Lengkong Tiga.

He is going to turn heads in this chinese new year among our relatives. He is going to cause the uncles and aunties to shake their heads. He is going to cause the ah mas to splutter on their drinks, the ah gongs to drop their cigarettes with their mouths wide opened. He will stun our cousins, charm our fellow radical female relatives this festive season.

Because he has PIERCED his ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a new shiny silver stud to boast of.

My mom gasped in half shock-half horror when she saw it. My elder brother threatened to pull it out when he returns from China next week the moment he heard of it. And my dad has not found out about it. Hahaha. It is going to be fun around here. Maybe not. Stay tuned folks!!!