Internal Bungling Department

He must have limped away very quickly, at a speed faster than our police cars. That's why after 4 days there's still no news of him.

Minister George Yeo: "There will be a proper inquiry and what can be made public, will be made public. We will put things right."

Since nothing is made public except of the fact that he has escaped, Shaulock Holmes hereby concludes that his fast limping is the cause of our police's disarray.

QED