Now we know they are not all that smart

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Now we know they are not all that smart.
Let me introduce you to

Marco. The dumb caucasian who thinks he knows Singapore well.
Well, Marco, Singapore ain’t like what you featured sucker!

Number 1


“The hostess is dressed up with typical malay uniform."

The Singapore Airlines's air stewardess is dressed in her uniform.

Its not a typical malay uniform.

Number 2

Singha Beer is not “Singapore beer”. Its a beer found in Singapore.

SINGHA is from THAILAND.

Don’t assume SINGHA is from SINGapore, because there’s a SING.

Dumb.

Number 3

Its COCONUT FIBRE aka nata de coco.

Not coconut juice.

Hey, can you read?

Number 4

Yes, its the business area of singapore.

But not RAFFLES CITY. Its called RAFFLES PLACE.

Number 5

South colonial quarter? What the f***?

Number 6

Thats the MERLION. Not a sea lion.

Get your facts straight.

Number 7

“Malaysian style”

NOTHING in Singapore is MALAYSIAN STYLE.

Can you please get it straight?

(I mean, no offence to malaysians. I just can’t stand that he misuses words all the time!)

Number 8

For heavens sake, its the MITA building.

Not the german embassy. Wtf are you doing when you’re in Singapore Marco?

Number 9

He is not a cop. He is a SECURITY GUARD of the building we call “The Centerpoint”.

Number 10

Apparently to him, what we call SUGAR CANE, is a bamboo. I didn’t know bamboos can be drunk.

Number 11

Its not an ugly building. and its not a bank. If my information is right, its the heeren office tower.

Number 12

Excellent choice of deep fried fish?

Is your english that bad marco? There’s chicken, crab meat.. shrimp etc…

Read.

Number 13

Can you read. Its FHM Singapore.

OF COURSE THERE WILL BE ASIAN MODELS RIGHT?

IN FACT, SHE’S SINGAPOREAN.

USE YOUR BRAINS PLEASE.

Number 14

Get your facts right, and use your brains.

Number 15

I didn’t know that orchard road had a north or middle.

Wow!

Number 16

Serious. Thats malay??…

Number 17

Eh hello? Where's the fish again??

Wads up with you and fish?

Number 18


This is dried fish? Maybe you should ask.

Number 19

Are you stupid or something?

Its a DURIAN. Not a durium.

Number 20

Its not the Thian Hock Heng temple. Its the Waterloo Street Guan Yin temple.

Can you get your information right??


More another time!

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End note: STOOPID!!