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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Now we know they are not all that smart

Ripped from Silver.

[Please note: Minor edits have been done to the original posting as it contains some words that the owner of Life Documentation does not wish to have on her blog. Thank you.]

Now we know they are not all that smart.
Let me introduce you to

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Marco. The dumb caucasian who thinks he knows Singapore well.
Well, Marco, Singapore ain’t like what you featured sucker!

Number 1
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“The hostess is dressed up with typical malay uniform."

The Singapore Airlines's air stewardess is dressed in her uniform.

Its not a typical malay uniform.

Number 2
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Singha Beer is not “Singapore beer”. Its a beer found in Singapore.

SINGHA is from THAILAND.

Don’t assume SINGHA is from SINGapore, because there’s a SING.

Dumb.


Number 3
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Its COCONUT FIBRE aka nata de coco.

Not coconut juice.

Hey, can you read?


Number 4
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Yes, its the business area of singapore.

But not RAFFLES CITY. Its called RAFFLES PLACE.


Number 5
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South colonial quarter? What the f***?


Number 6
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Thats the MERLION. Not a sea lion.

Get your facts straight.


Number 7
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“Malaysian style”

NOTHING in Singapore is MALAYSIAN STYLE.

Can you please get it straight?

(I mean, no offence to malaysians. I just can’t stand that he misuses words all the time!)


Number 8
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For heavens sake, its the MITA building.

Not the german embassy. Wtf are you doing when you’re in Singapore Marco?

Number 9
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He is not a cop. He is a SECURITY GUARD of the building we call “The Centerpoint”.


Number 10
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Apparently to him, what we call SUGAR CANE, is a bamboo. I didn’t know bamboos can be drunk.


Number 11
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Its not an ugly building. and its not a bank. If my information is right, its the heeren office tower.

Number 12
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Excellent choice of deep fried fish?

Is your english that bad marco? There’s chicken, crab meat.. shrimp etc…

Read.


Number 13
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Can you read. Its FHM Singapore.

OF COURSE THERE WILL BE ASIAN MODELS RIGHT?

IN FACT, SHE’S SINGAPOREAN.

USE YOUR BRAINS PLEASE.

Number 14
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Get your facts right, and use your brains.


Number 15
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I didn’t know that orchard road had a north or middle.

Wow!


Number 16
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Serious. Thats malay??…

Number 17
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Eh hello? Where's the fish again??

Wads up with you and fish?



Number 18
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This is dried fish? Maybe you should ask.

Number 19
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Are you stupid or something?

Its a DURIAN. Not a durium.


Number 20
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Its not the Thian Hock Heng temple. Its the Waterloo Street Guan Yin temple.

Can you get your information right??


More another time!

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