A bird in hand is worth.....

This was a hilariously funny situation that happened last week. The only reason why I took so long to compose this entry is because I've juz learnt the use of Photobucket .Muwahahaha. Say hello to more picture filled entries from now on.

It happened one sunny morning when Peter found a bird incapable of flight hobbling outside our company office. It seemed to have either injure its wings or legs. Therefore kind sergeant Peter picked up the bird happily and started patting it affectionately on its forehead.

The proud "rescurer" of the injured birdie.

Then came along kapo sergeant Farhan and myself. "Ahh! So cute!" went Farhan. "So poor thing! Lemme see!" We then took turns to cuddle the cute little bird in our palms, at the same time posing for a picture or two.

Kapo Kias wanting a piece of em.

The cute bird mentioned looks like this. Looks fake but I guarantee you that it is real. Does anyone knows what species of the winged family does this bird belongs to? Note: Its beak is menacigly sharp.

Aw, aint it cute?

Farhan in his "charming position". All 'mynas' please do not be taken in by his "charm". Note his mohawk hairstyle. Markings of true patriotic Mohawk warrior. We then continued happily posing with the bird.

Bird poses, Farhan and I

"I want to pose too!" demanded Peter. All right. We reluctantly passed out feathered friend to Peter. He then broke out in a poem. Fyi, hunky 3SG Peter is an intellectual. The perfect catch. Ladies do take note. I'll be glad to do an introduction for a modest fee. :p

"A bird in hand is worth.....ARRRRGHHHHH!"

He never had a chance to finish his sentence. At that very moment that cute tiny winged creature discharged a warm and gooey substance on the palm of his hand. I shall not go on an elaborate description of the "discharge". It then happily hopped off his palm as though nothing has happened. That's its way of thanking its benefactor. Hahaha.

3 seconds before the bird "unleashed its fury".

3SG Kiam (not in any pictures) then sarcastically finished the poem for him. "Shit in hand I suppose?"

Moral of story: Do not pick up stray birds! Hahaha. Cheers people!