OUCH!

Urrgh..... Ouch.... Arrgh.... Ohoooo....

A big fat ugly !@#$%^&* zit-like,
mailicious, agonising, excruciating,
totally annoying and burdensome,
good-for-nothing, pain inducing,
heart-wrenching, uselessly fatiguing,
afflictively hurtful, murderously onerous,
frightfully piercing yet untimely bothersome,
thorny and pricking, long lasting,
stubborn and irremovably tough,
acrid and painfully irritating,
pernicious and rancorous,
ruthless and virulent,

lousy, f***ing piece of ULCER ON MY TONGUE!!!!!!

Urrgh.... Ouch.... The pain....
Arrgh.... Ohoooo....